Teachers
Those who can’t do. I’ve no respect for them. Heresy, I know. Give me all your hate. I don’t care. I’m tired of pretending they’re heroes. Here, they are the lowest common denominator, bottom of the barrel. It's a job anyone can get when nothing else works out.
Blame the feral children? I’ll give you half credit. But I’ve seen you in your classroom. You think the phone ban keeps you safe, but the kids are clever. Coward drunk on your measly authority, you belittle with one breath and demand respect with the next.
Oh, you have a certificate to teach science? Then fucking teach it. Instead you hand out Chromebooks and tell them to listen to AI-generated lessons while you scroll TikTok at your desk. COVID methods long expired.
Public schooling is akin to breaking a wild horse. It’s spiritual castration. Generations of eunuchs eager to obey the bell and show gratitude for a union lunch.